Going up on a Tuesday in Miami, Miami, Florida

You can’t vacation in Miami without going out and getting a little crazy. So when I got the itch to get a little crazy, I knew Miami would deliver. And deliver, it did. As it turns out, Tuesday night is an especially good night to get your drink on.

To enjoy a night out in Miami, you want to be mobile and you want to be safe. So leave your car at home. Because if you decide you want to escape the Grove and go to Brickell, having a car becomes a burden. Your best case scenario is that you’ll get stuck in traffic and have to pay twice for exorbitant parking. But the worst case is an accident, a DUI, or leaving your car abandoned in a bad neighborhood and having it towed, broken into, or stolen. That’s what Uber and Lyft are for.

If you’re really committed to your night out, it’s probably best to call out of work in advance. Though you can probably also easily pull off a last minute stomach flu call in the morning when you’re puking your guts out.

My night started in Coconut Grove, which I only went to because there is good food in the area. But the bars in the Grove are pretty embarrassing. This is an area that people only enjoy when they’re freshmen at UM. So the bars have that gross college feel, except that they’re full of middle-aged adults. ...... (follow the instructions below for accessing the rest of this article).